[CaptainBubba]

For some reason the more and more I develop as a mature adult the easier it is to just be completely ridiculous with solicitors and religious. Typically I don't even attempt a rational conversation anymore since most Jesus people are so far bent into a sort of hypnotic retardation that itll only make me mad.

Among the things I've done in recnt memory is offering to go halfsies on a porn website called "YOU GOT PREGNANT", which would be a spinoff of Punkd revolving around deliberate broken condoms. Other times I just act really really scary and make wierd sounds and get uncomfortably close to them and whisper stuff like "I decide who lives or dies, I decide who lives or dies". The best part is that they keep on trying which is in my opinion the clearest indicator they are mentally ill.