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Originally Posted by xbxMCj
She already asked me and a few other people out to hang out at the mall. So yeah, I wonder how long this thread can stay alive.
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I suggest you cut off your dick, buy hot dogs at the mall, and put your dick into the bun. Then she'll say "What the hell is this?!" and you can pull down your pants and underpants, showing her the blood pouring out.
Then she'll ask where the balls are, but you made them into earrings. She puts them on, and wants to make out. You guys run into the EB Games, and start doing it infront of the demo area. Or you can say "Bitch get in my car." which will be just as effecitve. Just make sure you look like Freddie Mercury.
EDIT: And make sure you show her my posts.
@ SMILEY BITCH