[CaptainBubba]

You're right. My eyes have been opened.

I now see that having a fit and muscular body does in fact make me appear as a fag. I am shamed to belong to that shameful demographic.

I must be an idiot. Only idiots get Bs in Topology in their sophomore year of college. I have no concept of logic or reason and will probably fail out of high school after I've graduated college.

Sadly I have to say I am falling behind in the job area with a measly 2 jobs. I could be doing so much more work.

From now on I wont waste about 2 hours a week being healthy. I'm going to go out and write letters to my congressman about outlawing faggots from the the local swimmin hole and get me a respectable job down at the mine where I can bring home an honest wage to my fat disgusting whale of a wife. But at least she doesn't waste time excersising.