[Jeanette X]

I did have someone on campus offer me a free copy of the New Testament, but he backed off when I said "No thank you", which is rather refreshing.

I don't mind evangicals if they take no for an answer, but they rarely do.

You should have just chanted, "Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn, Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" while lolling your tongue and shaking ecstatically.

That would've gotten rid of her pretty damn quick.