[kahljorn]

Johnathan Clement was a famous early north american Missionary. He traveled the roads spreading the word much like Johnny Appleseed. He planted seeds wherever he went, and the fruit of christ ripened within them. Johnathan clement was known for appearing at seedy motels and dingy taverns to those who need saving most. Today this tradition is still carried on across the country in Motel 6's.

Wow.