[NES Boy]

Hey, I noticed that throughout the article, you've never mentioned the first Select Your Destiny, "You Are A Total Fuckup". I know it is the only SYD that had nothing to do with Halloween so far, but even the previous four Halloween editions mentioned it. How come?

Anyway, my favorite parts are:

- The whole rant about the main character in the Select Your Destiny stories being male.
- "You see, I'm an idiot. The writers of this story told me so."
- The gag appearance of the Pterodactyl-riding gerbil.
- Batman accidently creating a new DC villian by knocking you into a vat. "Oh, crap in a hat."
- The whole scene with Cindy Brady.
- Quail Man.
- Harvey being called a "still unnamed security guard guy", even though he was already named.
- Fjornok turning you into a Furby.
- Seeing the increasingly strange tradegies
- The reference to the "Plane Crash" scenario during the "Fish" scenario.
- Getting crushed by a tripod and the resulting scene in Hell.
- The Sharkboy. Reminds me of Sharko from Sealab 2021.

Oh yeah, and "Clapping Yourself Obviously Angry".