hello Mr. Phillips, i apologize for my absencse, but i was locked out of my own apartment for a week, the nearest locksmoth had "Other arrangements". So i borrowed a tent from my friend and camped out in a hallway, after constant bickery with my landlord, the locksmith showed up and I got in my house, only to fid out my house key was in my car the whole time, IT WAS JUST LIKE A HORRIBLE SITCOM!!!
