I already was planning a really wierd script based on James
James
Hey, Doogie
Doogie (James college room mate)
Dude I was so high last night
James
Oh, Ya I know you stabbed me and then lit my couch on fire
Doogie
Dude, I'm sorry about that, Did that hooker I bought you do the trick?
James
That was a hooker? I thought she liked me
Doogie
Uh, no dude she was $500 from my Meth sales "crazy money" You know when you have too much money and you just want to go "crazy" (holds hands in air waving them)
James
I'm going to write about this in my College paper