[CaptainBubba]

MY PENIS IS NOT SIMPLY LARGE FOOLISH HUMANS OF ONLY PSUEDO-SENTIENT INTELECT. ITS VERY GIRTH WHEN DERIVED THROUGH A PROCESS OF MATHEMATICS THAT IS BEYOND RATIONAL HUMAN AND COMPUTER PROGRAM CAPABILITIES IS X*GOOGOPLEX WHERE X IS A CONSTANT OF SUCH A PROPORTION THAT IT WOULD REQUIRE 100! MORE GOOGOPLEXES JUST TO BEGIN AND COVER ITS BREADTH. WHEN THE HOLY WATERS OF THE ORIENT ARE DRIPPED INTO MY PENIS THE FLAME OF WRATH ARUPTS FORTH AND AN ALL ENCOMPASSING BLANKET OF CINDER AND ASH SPANS THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. MY PENIS IS SO LARGE THAT WHEN I PUT IT INSIDE OF OTHER HUMANS THEY GENERALLY COMPLAIN OF ITS SIZE AND GIVE A LOOK OF GENERAL DISCOMFORT AND I'M ALL LIKE "AW MAN" BECAUSE I THINK MAYBE THEY DON'T LIKE ME BUT THEN THEY ARE ALL "HELLS YEA" BECAUSE MY PENIS FUCKING KILLED THEM BECAUSE IT'S URETHRA'S DIAMETER IS THAT OF 5 EARTHS AND THEY EVIDENTLY BURST IN MANY PIECES AND DIED AND WENT TO HELL WHERE THE PENISES ARE ALL SMALL VERSIONS OF GENE SHALLOT THAT SCREAM BUT ITS BETTER THAN MY PENIS WHICH IS HUGE BEYOND MEASURE. IF MY PENIS WERE TO COMBAT THE ROMAN DIETIES IT WOULD SURELY CRUSH THEIR COMBINED FORCES BUT SUFFER IN SUCH A WAY THAT A LESSON IS LEARNED AND MY PENIS WOULD COME OUT BETTER FOR IT HAVING ACCEPTED ITS FATE. MY PENIS IS ACTUALLY SO MASSIVE THAT ITS INABILITY TO MOVE QUICKLY IS OVERSHADOWED BY THE FACT THAT IS EXISTS IN ALL FEASABLE POINTS IN SPACE AND TIME SO MOVEMENT IS IRRELEVANT. MY PENIS IS NAMED SOME SPANISH NAME BUT I FORGET IT.