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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I SWING BOTH WAYS 
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Oh, yeah? Well I swing EVERY way, bitch! You cannot possibly compete with the sheer number of things I have fucked! And most of them are not even HUMAN!! That makes me the winner. Now go cry to yer imaginary boy/girlfriend and drink yer troubles away, my dear. I'm going to go screw my horse! Her vagina is smaller than yours.
Edit: I own a dog for fucking, that's why. DUH!