[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

So, having never even learned what the different parries are in sabre, I was assigned to fence against the #1 sabre squad in the country. I scored at least one touch against each of the four sabrists, and at least one bout I would have one if I had been told the proper way to initiate right-of-way in sabre. Yes, I mean that I landed five touches against A-rated sabrists.

I would like to see a college team that has 4 A-rated sabreurs. Or a college team that includes the top sabre squad in the country. I'm sure Keeth would have something to say about that.

So, in pointing out your remarkable anomoly, I fail to see your point. Is it that you're good at fencing? Sure, brag all you want. Bragging about your fencing record online is a bit in tune with bragging out one's penis size online.

You can verify my win on the Virginia Division website by looking at the tournament results.

So, yeah, I'd be elated to see you on the strip. I think a life-long ban from the USFA would be inconsequential enough to me that punching you in the face would be a quite a joy. Especially since I've never even claimed to be better than you in terms of actual fencing skill, I think you're really trying to compensate for being lame in that you've been a fencer for years. I've only had access to a fencing club for about two years, half the time I was too busy with studies. So, while I'd say that I'm a good rookie, I'm still just a rookie. So, sure, rub in my face your fencing record until I'm forced to create my own emoticons to convey the pinultimate degree of not giving a shit.

Never claimed to be better than me? Gee, and I thought that comment about how I stuck with the "beginner's" weapon because I got served at epee implied inferiority.

I've only fenced for three years. The first year I really did nothing. For the second I started doing some electric foil off and on, eventually floating into epee. It's only in this past year that I've really been applying myself - actually, more like this past summer. Outside of two competitions in the previous season, this is my first year competing; that was only my third time competing epee.

I'm not saying I'm a better fencer than you, I'm just saying that you need to quit pommeling your french up your butthole.

I'm sure you've been itching to call me fat for some time. You're what, 17? At that age I was 6'2" and around 165. At age 19 I was given pills and told that I'd be committed if I were to skip out on taking them, for fear that I'd go on a killing spree. I gained a lot of weight, but I since switched meds and have since lost about half of what I gained. I've lost about eight pounds in the past five days. So, calling me fat not only lacks creativity, but it's such a subjective statement in my case that it paints you to be either grasping for straws or just void of mental resources.

Subjective? How? Regardless of how much you did weigh, you weigh a lot now. And at least I don't need meds to stop from killing people.

Now, how much do I really talk about my weight? If we were to poll the boards on who seems most concerned about his/her image, who do you think would be the winner? Face it, you're about as secure as an investment in tropical icebergs.

Of course you don't care as much about your image. That's part of your problem. There's a reason I have pussy thrown at me and you don't.

Arrogant/elitest: So, when I act out such traits with you, it's because I'm mocking you. Whereas you can call me such traits loosely, I need only point out the fact that your very essence here is defined by them. So, what my job is comes out to be to beat you at your own game. It's really not that hard, since you suck at it. I try to do so in such a way that it'd be obvious to anyone without the density of synthetic elements. Otherwise, I'm simply maintaining the posture known as "having standards".

Find your own schtick. There's only room for one unoriginal whore on this side of the boards.