[sadie]

i remember my tenth-grade english teacher telling us about having gone to "the boss's" concert, when "born in the usa" was just out, i believe. she said all she could think about was "grabbing that tight ass."

strange to hear from your english teacher, yes, but not abnormal for her. she had been in a wheel chair since a wreck since the night of her senior prom, but she told us her paralysis didn't stop her from peeing in a bottle on the way home from a club one night when she and her friends were too drunk to stop the car.