GRASS CLIPPER, SCRIPTWRITER, DRUNK, DIES AT 40
He really put the Fat Mower in Fartin Mowler
Fartin Mowler has passed away at the age of 40 years old. He is survived by his asian wife and his two non-asian children.
Fartin Mowler (second from left) at Age 18 day-dreaming about what he would look like at age 39
He announced his retirement from the Internet on October 30th, 2005 for the night of his 40th Birthday, he promised a party like no other on the F*ck You B*tch Message Boards, the party was glamourous in ways but was instantly crashed by two members; Problem Child's Dick and The VHS Box of
MARTAINS GO HOME.
Shortly after, he suffered a beer-induced stroke (something before unseen in the field of medicine) and died. His final words were "IMAGINATION IS THE KEY TO A HAPPY LIFE", his second to last words were "I have a member and a set of balls."