To borrow some words from ScruU2wice:
OMFG MY NOSE IS BIG!!! WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?!
5th grade, both breaks occured in a two-second time span: When I hit it on the corner of a desk, and when I landed face first on the floor thereafter. I couldn't protect myself with my hands because I was standing up in a sleeping bag and I was either pushed or I tripped
