[george]

From the Diary of jesus Christ:

Today really sucks. I have been trying for the last week to get Paul to take a bath. I say "Hey Paul, you smell like a pig with shit on it's balls, take a shower for fornication's sake"

"Blow me Jew Boy! If you're so dammned all powerful, you should miricale my ass clean." He says thinking he is funny.

I want to punch him right in his face. He is such a dick. I am planning to get the other guys together, and then dump his sorry ass in the river. I swear to god, I was walking about twenty yards behind him, and I could smell his feet. How do they get so damn stinky? WE ARE WEARING SANDALS, I hate to imagine wshat would happen if he wore shoes.