[Guildencrantz]

Actually I have heard of this it was a conspiracy devised by the vampire convent to thwart the werewolves next attack on them.

This was one of those rare occurrences when the vampire/wolf war spilled over into the “human world" and now CNN/the mass media is trying to cover it up as some bomb disposal accident.

Your mom is fat...
and gay...
you know what...
your mom is FAT-GAY