ALEX'S LIST:
SEXING A GIRL'S VAGINA: CHECK
LOUD UNCOMFORTABLE SCREAMING: CHECK
SEXING A GIRL'S MOUTH: CHECK
GIVENIN DA FACE TO A GIRL'S VAGINA: CHECK
FURRIES: NOT CHECK
TOUCHING MYSELF LOL *BLUSH*: CHECK
CRYING ASIAN GIRLS: CHECK
INCEST: CHECK AS LONG AS ITS NOT MY FAMILY GROSS LOL
GANGBANGS: CHECK (EXCEPT FOR WEHEN THERE IS A BLACK GUY IN IT AND HE GETS ALL THE ACTION IT TREALLY MAKES ME MAD TO SEE BACKWARDS DISCRIMINATION AND THEY DONT SHAVE SO ITS ALL NASTEY AND I CANT HELP THINKING ABOUT HOW THE GIRLS MIGHT GET PUBES IN THEIR MOUTHS AND I BET THEY
HATE IT)
CONFUSING GRAINY 8MM SOUNDLESS TAPE OF SOME GUY FROM WW2 FLAMETHROWERING A PIG: DOUBLE A+

I AM A RED-BLOODED AMERICAN MALE AND I AM ONLY TURNED ON BY ROUGH SEX AND GIRLS WEARING DAISY DUKES.
