[kahljorn]

"Kahl... I can honestly say I didn't read one word of that dribble you spewed out. I'm sure it was insightful... keep up the great job!"

If you didn't read even one word how did you know it was directed at you and that you'd have to respond? At the very least you read your name and knew it applied to you, thus your response. Don't be so stupid.
Also, how were you capable of making a statement saying it's "Dribble", indicating you knew the contents? How would you be able to apply any adjectives to it if you hadn't read it, and thus didn't know what exactly it reflected?