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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Harlem
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Dec 9th, 2005, 03:59 PM
Some rough quotes:
"Other families pick up milk and bread (before a storm), but the {insert teacher's family name}'s pick up beer and cigarettes."
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"See Jack, you could have used Henry Clay in your life. *WOOAH hold on there honey, don't run over to that other girl just yet... WOOAH hold on there baby..."
- Interrupt to say I'm still friends with my ex.
"Oh, I see, Jack's a playa playa!!"
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(Talking about polegamy in the early Mormons) "Jack's thinking Mormon."
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"You know, I think we should call your car the LOVEWAGON. You can get the name painted on the sides."
- I say something about flames.
"Yeah, and you can put in some strobe lights too!"
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"So when are you gonna give me a ride?"
- I say something about picking up some honeys
"Jack, I'll get so many honeys they'll just spill over to you. Just watch the master at work."
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I have seen all things that are done under the sun; all is vanity and a chase after wind.
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