Why do I care? WHY DO I CARE?!
Son, let me tell you some words.
Once and a while i'll be hanging with friends. Because I have REAL FRIENDS outside the internet. Usually I tell them stories about this strange, out of the way place on the internet called I-Mockery. And what makes this fun is the fact that all the names here can be said out loud. You however, have a completely incomprhensible, unintelligible, and overall gay name. Which makes it hard for me to talk about. So whenever I tell my NON-INTERNET FRIENDS about your faggotry, I usually have to say something like this:
Me: Yeah, so, hey guys, OJB was posting something really funny and...uh...that...guy...the guy with the gir avatar...he said some gay shit. Man, what a loser.
NON-INTERNET FRIENDS: *guffawing hysterically*
So you see, for my sake, please change your name so it makes it easier for me to spread the word about how you're a loser.