[mburbank]

Kevin made me laugh, frowny emoticon.

Blasted child, tell your lizard brain to read some of OAO's posts. It mike make you less inclined to coddle. To spare you the time, I'll post a boiled down version of his essay.

Ahem.


I know lots of things and big words about them and their deffinition. In this piece I'll once again be using my precociousness to hold forth on a difficult topic I've managed to synthesize along the lines of a encyclopedia entry, but the truth is I couldn't give a little tin crap about it. All I know is I'm smart as a whip, smarter than you will ever be, and not just smarter, better. I'm the diggiest dawg you will ever meet, the bees knees got nothin' on my knees, I am the SAUCE! I'm wild and freaky and a whole big bundle of amizingness but despite all that I need your validation. VALIDATE ME DAMNIT, I'M GOING TO FALL COMPLETELY APART ANY MOMENT NOW!!! Oh, and I'm wonderful and Gods voice speaks right out my butt whenever I tie my shoes. Double knotts, baby. Lets see you do that.



And OAO, I promise to skim your piece and then make fun of you.