Well since Clement has decided he likes to make PEOPLE CRY, I'll just act out what was supposed to happen.
Me:
Knock knock, motherfucker.
Clement: Who's there?
Me: Police.
Clement: Police who?
Me: Police don't cosplay as Cloud, you'll scare the children.
Clement: Oh, you have helped me see the error of my ways! Here's a million dollars!
Me: Hooray!