[mburbank]

A.) Aplying pancake makeup to his hives before attempting to enlist.
B.) Sex assignment surgery.
C.) Getting a lap dance from his imaginary exotic dancer.
D.) Looking for his Submarine letter.
E.) His anal roomate threw him away.
F.) The temperature chanegd and he died.
G.) Thwarting rapists in his secret identity as Rape Thwarting Man.
H.) Complete nervous breakdown
I.) Quest for Cheetos
F.) Constantly flapping lips beat him into a coma.
H.) Two words. Time out.