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Originally Posted by Hannibal
"you see, if i catch you leaving something in my yard, you will either be shot or arrested. and im not kiding about the being shot part."
And you wonder why people would call you a redneck? Most normal people would shoot someone for putting something in their yard!
P.S. You're fat.
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it wont be me doing the shooting. most likely my dad or brother.. but thats only if we feel threatend. we would call the cops first.
nooow my grandparents on the other hand might shoot first and ask questions later. they babysit my baby cousins every day, so thats kinda grounds to do that.
im really not a true redneck. yes i do live in alabama, and yes i have ate possum and squirell before (i am dead serious). but most rednecks are racist and in breed, and those are two things i hate.
p.s. if youve read my post before this one, you might know that i alreayd know im fat. good try though!