
ZOUNDS! This box looks familiar!
OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE A DOLLAR STORE THREW UP IN HERE!
A holiday message from Chuck Norris? Oh that silly Hickman.
Straws! The only packing material fit for a treasure trove like this!
This is actually fun.
RING-A-LING GUYS
EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT N'SYNC... EVERYTHING EXCEPT HOW TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ERASE THEM FROM EXISTANCE
(Too blurry to see? Too fucking bad

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A PACK OF LETTERS FOR MAKING SLUTTY RANSOM NOTES.
Kung Fu Man! HIS XTREMELY LIMITED ARTICULATION MAKES FOR SOME XTREME KUNG FU ACTION!
A pack of oatmeal? The only meal suitable to sustain me after this wild adventure.
(PS THERE WERE SOME RUBBER FINGERS AND EARS AND A NOSE OR TWO BUT I DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES OF THEM NOR DID I TAKE PICTURES OF THE SUPER BOUNCY BALL THAT WAS IN ALL REALITY THE MOST UNBOUNCIEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER)