[mburbank]

"I wish I could have his spot."

But you can't. because you have a fatal disease you don't know the name of that your Doctor thinks is no big deal but the military won't let you serve, unless it's on a Submarine but you don't have the letter anymore. Which has it all over concientious objection.

"He is from San Francisco, so it makes sense."
"Oh wow, seriousness turned into a joke. I shouldn't be suprised."
Shut up you double standard pussy.