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Will chop you good.
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Thrill World
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Jan 26th, 2006, 10:15 PM
P.S.-
A guy hears a knock on his door. He opens the door to a snail sitting on his porch.
"Hey," says the snail. "Can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Get the fuck outta here, you slimy little shit!" And he grabs the snail and chucks him across the street.
3 years later, guy hears a knock on his door. He opens the door, and there sits a snail.
Snail says, "Hey- what the fuck was that all about?"
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"If honesty is the best policy, then, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Second is not all that bad."
-George Carlin
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