My lord i hate wiffles. He's like turkey. It's okay at first, but if you have too much you'll wanna stomp the fucking thing's skull into the curb. Repeatedly, and without mercy. I'd also like to take a staple gun to wiffles' eyelids and proceed to batter his eyes with staples from HELL. I'd also like to break his teeth with a bat and sodomize his young with an umbrella. AN UMBRELLA OF
DEATH. DIE WIFFLES.
