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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:45 AM       
My cousin told me jokes like these when he was 8

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. it stepped onto the road and it got hit by a car but it didn't die and it got stuck and dragged around town while it was going buckbuckbuck and then it fell out and then some guy tried to eat it but it got away and then it lost some feathers and fell in a river and ran to the sears tower and fell off and it didnt flap its wings but it landed on a fat lady and she tried to sell it but nobody would buy it so she threw it on the ground and tried to step on it but it got away and it was still saying buckbuckbuck and finally it went home and went to sleep but it had a nightmare and then it woke up and a farmer tried to shoot it but he missed and then he ran away and then it tried to cross the road again but it made it this time and then it met some friends and they played for a while and then it was sleepy so it went to sleep and then


His jokes had no ending
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