[Pub Lover]

I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie
but last night she said to me, when we were watching te-elly
This is what she said:
She said - "Listen John I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me"

"Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don she replied
"Not that puff" I said dismayed, "Yes, but he's no puff" she cri-ied
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

Here we go 2 , 3, 4

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chi-ip shop
When I came out there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop
And guess who was with him?
Yeah Julie - and they were both laughing at me

Oh she's cruel and heartless
Two packed me for Gordon
Just 'cos Gordon's better looking than me
Just 'cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron

Here we go 2, 3, 4

Oh, she's a slag, and he is a creep
She is a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
I'm so upset

I'm so upset
I'm so upset
Yeh Yeh

I ought to smash his face in
Yeah but he's bigger than me, innit
I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him, he'd flatten him
Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordon's, isn't he


Oh well I don't care