[Sethomas]

So a bear walks into a bar smoking a joint. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve bears who do drugs". So the bear throws away the joint and orders a drink. A bar slut then started hitting on the bear and was making him anxious. Finally, the bear got sick of her and ate her. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave for doing drugs," said the bartender. "What drugs?" asked the bear. The bartender said, "That was a barbituate."