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Originally Posted by Chojin
It would be great if they made an 'American Patriots' line of action figures, and each would come with a terrorist. The holes in the terrorists' hands would be too big for their guns, so they'd always fall out. And they'd come with 'surrendering action.'
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I've almost got enough "Freedom Points" saved up to order the limited edition minister of information Said al-Sahhaf. Comes with his own microphone-littered pedestal with five different speaking actions, including "The ridiculous Bush is Al Capone. He is Al Capone. America is Al Capone."
By raising your hand to ask a legitimate question, you cause his head to shake left and right, and if you press his belly, brown goo drips down his legs. Yeah!