Your username is your identity, punk. YOUR IDENTITY. Changing it is cheating, it means that people will only reflexively hate you because you're new, not because of how they know you act.
But seriously, just like i had to do with nose - I don't know what you think this place is, but you're gonna be the same guy no matter what name you choose, and changing it is only gonna mislead people. You can change your account name if you want, though. Lingering Haze account is disabled.
BREAKING CONTACT.