More like ranting dogs, Lotida :P
Oh, DAAAAAA-AAAAAAALE....
As this thread was intended, for, AHEM, "Dale", I found a Valentine that I forgot to give you.
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Originally Posted by On Valentine's Day, Pram Maven
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POOR DALE, YOU THINK EVERYONE IS YOUR FRIEND
BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOUR OWN DICK IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN IT ENDS
CUZ THESE BOARDS AREN'T THE PLACE FOR PEOPLE WHO BROWN-NOSE,
MIGHT WORK FOR WEEKS, BUT THEN SUDDENLY DILDOS
FALLING DOWN ON YOUR HEAD FROM THE SKY
CUZ YOU ANGERED THE GODS BY NOT SAYING YOU'RE BI
ONLY THAT KIND OF SHIT FLIES HERE, YOU KNOW
SO YA BEST MIND YA MANNERS AND HIDE ALL YOUR BLOW
CUZ THEY WILL FIND IT! (SO TO SPEAK)
AND WHILE THEY'RE HIGH, YOU'LL ASK IF YOU'RE WEAK
THE ANSWER, OF COURSE: A RESOUNDING YES;
AND WHEN YOU LEAVE, YOU WILL BE QUITE A MESS
SO NOW I HOPE YOU'RE GLAD THAT YOU SUCK MONKEY ASSES
DIPPED IN DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FROSTING AND A BUNCH
OF OTHER CRAP AND SAWDUST AND BROKEN GLASS AND
JAY LENO'S DOUBLE CHIN AND ALL OF THE SPICE GIRLS
Love, Prammy
*HUG*
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