[Fathom Zero]

Apparently you have the same exact Spanish teacher that I had in the eighth grade. I'm good at methods of revenge. Find her address and phone-number and paste it all over the place, place a personal ad in her name, stuff like that. My favourite, though, is to take a hunk of the smelliest cheese you can find and place it down inside the muffler. It will smell for weeks. You can substitute cheese for dead animals or castor oil, which creates a smoke-screen that lasts for a while. You can pour Alka-Seltzer into each or the battery compartments. Take off her license plate. Pour syrup of ipecac into her beverage, but make sure that the beverage has a strong taste, because ipecac is noticable in an average drink.

If you live on the west coast, you can find cascara sagrada growing wild. This stuff is like super-ExLax. As with ipecac, make sure to put it with something that has a strong taste. That's all I can think of, short of assault or rape... teehee.

By the way, Spanish is way easier than German, so don't complain.