[Fathom Zero]

I make good fried chicken. I'd rather eat Burger King than McDonald's, because, from what I've seen, they're equally disgusting and it really comes down to taste. I used to work at a KFC where the manager smoked pot and we'd pick up chicken that fell on the floor and put it in the "special" tray. Whenever we'd get a customer that was acting like a dick, he'd get a bucket of chicken made special with love.