[Bob the Angry Potato]

This topic was truly a waste of bandwidth... not only is it not going to happen, there's what- several million otaku out there? If you think Jonathan Clement was the only one, you're wrong. He's the only one who found this board, perhaps, or took offense to it- however, if the rest are as stubborn as him, you may as well track them down to their house and kick the shit out of them, it's the only plausible way of doing it within 500 years.