[mburbank]

You have a much chance of imparting the meaning of life as the Late Orson Welles had imparting the meaning of six pack abs.

I say this because he was very, very fat.

I said that because you don't know who Orson Welles was.

I'm saying you don't know the meaning of life. You are a little boy who drinks too much, writes cautionary tales about STDs and posts them, espouses culture war and wants tattoos on his face. You are a flappy, dippy cretin the army is crazy enough to let carry a gun.