So, to recap your argument:
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
What matters is that I got into a fight and broke my nose and it made me feel masculine;
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A) You're an idiot.
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what matters is that I met a girl and I fell in love;
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B) You're a liar.
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what matters is that in the summer of 1996 I got a handjob in a bathroom
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C) See B.
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in the summer of 2003 I entered the US Army
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D) See A.
Additionally,
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
Who cares about how my nose was broken?
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1) Literally nobody.
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Who cares what the dimensions of the girl I fell in lvoe with were?
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2) You got a handjob from a fat chick.
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Who cares the size of the bathroom or the science behind sucking shit at basic combat training?
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3) You're bad at your job, which the majority of the people present are rather literally paying you to do.
Oh oh oh, and if you feel like doing a request:
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There are carptements that exist within thought.
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What the fuck is a carptement and
when did you first discover it?
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I am invincible that way.
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You sound like a sixth grader.