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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:06 PM       
Ahhhh, no wonder MJ put on the Iron Man armor...

Peter - "Hey, check me out baby. New powers"

MJ - "Sweet Jesus keep that thing away from me!?!!"

Peter - "Its all natural hun, go ahead and touch it, it won't bite."

MJ - "The fuck it won't, I don't know where bone-spikes are gonna shoot from next! Just keep that goddam thing AWAY! Peter, it looks like a placenta!!!"

Peter - "SHUT UP!! People love me! Maybe I'll find someone to really LOVE me!"

MJ - "Whatever. (picks up phone) TONY!! Are you involved in this? Well you've got some explaining to do....uh huh....well what about....YEAH.....ok.....impenetrable metal suit, ok......really? no way to pee out of it, well then nothing can come in right?......"
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