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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 12:04 PM       
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Originally Posted by AChimp
We saw a commercial for it yesterday, and Royal called it "Kill Bill meets Aeon Flux."
Unfortunately Chimp, as it turns out that's dead wrong. It's more like Underworld 2, The Matrix Revolutions, The Fifth Element and Equalibrium all got really drunk one night and had a mutated down syndrome baby together.

DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE IF YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR HEAD TO HURT.

I thought it would be funny (which it was), so I went to see it. But then it made my head hurt, and suddenly it wasn't so funny anymore.

Its only saving grace was that it was only 1 hour and 25 minutes. It should have been shorter.
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