FATHER GOOSE RHYMES
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cockfight
To get her warty sphincter a bone.
When she got there, the blowup doll was wet
And so her intolerable dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the anime
to fetch a/an colostomy bag of water.
Jack fell down and broke his fan,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her nipple ring.
And when she was lubed, she was very, very tired,
And when she was bad, she was midget-sized.
There was a lotida-esque woman
who fucked in a shoe.
She had so many septic tanks
She didn't know what to do.
