[Chojin]

So some dude kept bothering Bose to quit our SG and join his, and kept saying stuff like 'BECAUSE UR BOSE' as the reason. So I stepped in.

Payback: Excuse me. "Bose" is not only a member of our SG, but he is also my son. Our SG is made of members of our extended family and I don't appreciate people trying to break our family bonds.
Dryutsu: um...ok
Dryutsu: sry boses dad
Payback: I'm afraid that's just not going to be good enough. I want you to hit yourself.
Dryutsu: um no
Dryutsu: go away
Payback: I can be very convincing. Don't make me convince you to hit yourself.
Payback: We are all superheroes in real life and we find the internet as an escape.
Payback: I harness incredible mental abilities and I can cause you to die, right through the internet.
Dryutsu: um go away little weird person
Dryutsu: whoever u may be
Payback: If you don't believe me, you can check your computer's manual. It will specifically list "DDR RAM".
Payback: The DDR stands for Death, Death, Repentance.
Dryutsu: watever
Payback: And the RAM is of course symbolizing fertility.
Dryutsu: im starting to get ticked, and apperently u have not seen arena recently
Dryutsu: u better back off and talk to bose
Dryutsu: or i will get really ticked
Payback: My amazing mental abilities allow me to ignore arena to the best of my ability.
Dryutsu: well then ask ppl about dryutsu and arena
Payback: It is a power I harnessed through forcing hundreds of jerks such as yourself to hit themselves.
Dryutsu: ask bose or keiji
Dryutsu: ok thats it u little prick
Dryutsu: shove off i dont give a fuck who u are
Payback: My name is unpronoucable in the human tongue.
Dryutsu: SHUT UP ASSHOLE!
Payback: The closest you can get is by making a sound very similar to hitting yourself. In the head.
Dryutsu: thats it im ignoring u
Payback: Don't make me resort to my telepathy.
Payback: I've sworn to only use it in defense.
Payback: You could just be sleeping, and then, BAM. You wake up female.
Payback: And dead.
Dryutsu: THATS IT
Payback: Oh, set my couch on fire, will you? It's on, villain. I'm going to make all the glass in your house explode. All at once.
Payback: I wouldn't stand near any cabinets.
Dryutsu: can u just go away~
Payback: After you hit yourself. I was very clear about that.
Dryutsu: fine i just hit myself
Payback: Harder.
Dryutsu: there happy?
Dryutsu: i just whacked myself in the groin so go away
Payback: My psychic abilites tell me that you are trying to deceive me.
Dryutsu: i have a fricken witness
Dryutsu: hes right next to me
Payback: Hit him too.
Dryutsu: THERE U GO!
Payback: Good. Now I don't want any more nonsense from you toward my son.
Dryutsu: ok
Payback: I wouldn't want to have to teleport into your bathroom and start breaking things.
Dryutsu: now can u please tell me why ur family is so retarded? besides bose? at least if ur any example
Dryutsu: btw i have super powers too, and i just went and hit ur wife in the head with a chair
Payback: I thought the request was to leave you alone?
Dryutsu: well u wont
Payback: I have no wife. I created Bose asexually.
Dryutsu: yah i know
Dryutsu: that means you are ur own wife
Dryutsu: and i just hit u in the head
Payback: I don't think you've even really registered with the council of super friends.
Dryutsu: duh im not!
Dryutsu: im a villain!
Dryutsu: idiot
Payback: ROBOT IS HERE. HOW MAY ROBOT HELP YOU.
Payback: BRZZT.
Payback: ROBOT QUERY: HAVE YOU HIT YOURSELF TODAY?
Dryutsu: no but i killed bose
Dryutsu: that is robobose, who is also my sex slave
Payback: ROBOT SEARCH: NO 'BOSE' FOUND IN RECORDS.
Payback: ROBOT QUERY: WOULD YOU LIKE MORE MEMOSA?
Payback: ROBOT INSULT: I AM INCLINED TO THE BELIEF THAT YOU PURSUE MUTUAL LOVING RELATIONSHIPS WITH MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN GENDER.
Payback: ROBOT QUERY: HOW DO U RSPND?