I can nearly guarantee you you haven't seen this elsewhere.
I recently put together a short piece for my Film Making class--basically, it's a Dennis Miller-style rant which, yes, I also wrote. And that's me in the starring role. Hurrah.
Download it from RapidShare here and give me your thoughts!
(Instructions for download: Click the link, then scroll down and click the "Free" button. Once the next page pops up, scroll down to the bottom, where a timer will tell you how long it will be until your download link appears. Once the download link does appear, right-click and select "Save target as" [or whatever the dialog is on those Windows machines, bah], and save the .zip file to your machine. Unzip it and make sure you have QuickTime, and enjoy!)
And oh, yeah: acknowledgements to -RoG- for the pic of the Burger King I used. Meant to ask for permission--sorry! :/