[mburbank]

Pharah, you are such dense pork. Seriously, you are like a black hole of pig meat, nothing can escape the event horizon of your porcine, hammer headed stupidity. You're just a bulky confused beast rippling your opinions like rolls of bristly pink pig flesh, stamping your tiny little trotters in the dirt.

You just don't get a single solitary aspect of what's going on around you. It must be so frustrating!