[mburbank]

I am second, first, and third most on thing on the internets. I'm so honest on the internets you can fry an egg on my engine. I'm so honest on the internet when I sit around the house, I sit AROUND the house, baby.

Hey, Pharah, 'member that time you got all up in my grill about a Winston Churchill quote, and it turns out it ISN'T a Churchill quote at all, so you ended up looking like an ignorant Musk Ox Cooze? THAT's how honest I am on the internets, buddy.

Mine it, sign it, and stick it in your Rucksack, Mr. Bojangles.

Mburbank. Tha's a fak.