coke-laced pacifiers? who told you that!
the pacifiers are to help deal with amphetimine induced teeth grinding, and should be grounds for being thrown out of a party, just like puking all over the place is grounds for being thrown out of a bar.
i don't care if someone wants to do drugs. do your god damn drugs. but if you need to be medicated to the point of near-vegetation, then save your self the cover charge, and just stay home. hell, put some disney moives on, turn the sound off and put a Raffi CD on repeat - I swear to God you will never get more fucked up than that.