[Chojin]

Granted, but your broadband internet stops working and without Newgrounds and WOW to occupy yourself, you turn to your impressive collection of Sonic the Hedgehog pornography, only to find out that it was all deleted by your mom while you were at school and replaced with a .txt file that reads 'ive failed you as a mother' and at just that moment the smoke alarm goes off in the kitchen and you run in to find your mother's head in the oven and right as you scream you sit up in bed, realizing it was all a dream, but when you go to the computer to tell your friends on Newgrounds and WOW about it, you discover the broadband internet isn't working.