[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

So my buddy Travis (we live in the same trailer park) was gonna get a kitten from his sister in law. And she was moving out.

The landlord (lets call him Jimbo for the story) and his inbred buddy (let's call him Ned) took his key went in and grabbed some crap to hold in hock for rent. He saw a momma cat and 4 kittens. A neighbour said "if they abandoned them I'll take them to the humane society" they werent abandoned but the owners at work/school for the past 4 hours, anyway Travis comes in to move a couch and finds blood all over the floor and splattered on the stairs.

Jimbo and Ned figured they should have some fun and "put them out of their misery" the excuse they used since the state no longer excepts "thin out the numbers" and "they're coming right for us"

He beat them to death with a baseball bat or hammer, and beat the dead bodies by swinging them against the stairs to make sure they were dead (plus they make a cool squishing sound)

So they called the humane society, who said to call the prosecuter, who called the local CBS news people, who propmtly showed up with a camera crew to do interviews of them and the little girls who owned the cats.

Long story short, I doubt the redneck is getting his lost rent, and he may make the news tonight.