[MetalMilitia]

It's pretty common knowledge that there are always three people in a relationship; you, your girlfriend and the little voice in your head which is constantly screaming "What did I do?! how do I make it up to her???".
The problem is this voice is never there when you are in the same room as your girlfriend so you usually assume everything has blown over untill she leaves and does not call you for a week.

Women being the strage creatures that they are will always be like this and thus you just need to get used to it. Random gifts and compliments help but it's been runied slighly by tv shows and films which claim men only ever buy gifts if they feel guilty about something they've done.

They will never tell you if they are annoyed at you, they expect you to work it out for yourself through a series of cryptic clues they tack onto the end of sentances; "...but YOU wouldn't know about that now, would you!".